I'm Melting...I'm Melting!

It is so incredibly hot here today it is unbelievable! Right at this very moment it is 34 degrees and it is almost 6pm! Crazy! Plus we have no air conditioner and the temperature inside the house right now is 26 degrees! yeah one of those sit still and sweat days...or live in the fridge days (but that is kind of cramped)...it is especially gross when in the winter it is MINUS 34 or 40 degrees on any given day...how does one deal with such drastic heat when one is not used to sweating from every crevice of the body? I do believe my coping skills are well adapted...I'm heading to parents place right now where there is an air conditioner! :)
But I may have to develop a new plan come Sunday when it is supposed to be close to 40 degrees above 0...hmmm...POOL PARTY! Yup you heard me correctly...in my mud hole of a yard and street I just might have to purchase a blow up kiddie pool and stick it out on the sidewalk, fill it with cold water and sit in it the whole day long (who needs Mexico?) as my exposed skin melts and shrivels in the sun. But let me tell you I will be COOL! :) (hopefully I'll look as COOL as I feel) :) Any other suggestions on how I should ride out the hot front that has suddenly crowded the northern town in which I live would be appreciated :) Please let me know how you plan to spend your hot days :)